so let's talk penis.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I just found a bag of teeth...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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