The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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