i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
