doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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