So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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