Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
No subtext here. People are naked.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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