So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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