Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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