Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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