You're so nebulous sometimes
I puked a lego.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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