Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize