you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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