I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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