I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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