I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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