please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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