My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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