p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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