they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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