if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I understand Curling. That high.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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