Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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