Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
you made out with another girl for some wings
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