TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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