i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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