My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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