I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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