What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
two words...techno handjob
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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