Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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