No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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