what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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