loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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