Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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