let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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