Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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