I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i believe in u and ur pee
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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