i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We smell like vodka and hangover
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