We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do vagina's smell?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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