party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
