If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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