He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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