I feel like abortions should bother me more
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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