you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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