remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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