Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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