Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I understand Curling. That high.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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