Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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