Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish you could order shots online.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
DRUNK COOKIES
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