I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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