Don't you send me to vm
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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