Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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