I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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