gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The Olympian is in my bed
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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