Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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