Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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