There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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