Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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